Written in the carpool line today.

[Aqua Letifer]

Elon, Elon, no one should
Use Twitter’s rules as firewood

But Elon just won’t cancel out
They lost their jobs, they cry and pout

He's talking shit and talking shop,
The accusations never stop!

Pissing off the angry woke
Who boycott Twitter, what a joke!
—
They preach their doom & gloom,
When all the rest is fi-yi-yi-yine,

If they'd just leave the room,
There’d be no angry whi-yi-yi-yine!
—
The situation’s getting dire,
So join in the dumpster fire,

Enjoying each calamity,
A fuckwit-fest for all to see,

Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-h,
O-o-oh oh oh-oh o-o-oh o-oh,

Elon, Elon, no one should
Use Twitter’s rules as firewood

But Elon just won’t cancel out
Another post and they’re crying and pouting at YOU!

This is the tune if you're not familiar:

Link to video

[Aqua Letifer]

I should add that I'm not a huge Elon fanboi or anything. It's just... well, this happened. I was bored and it went where it went.

[Horace]

I like it. Also regained an appreciation for how cute Garfield's love interest was. That body doesn't just happen. She puts in the work.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Horace said in Written in the carpool line today.:

I like it. Also regained an appreciation for how cute Garfield's love interest was. That body doesn't just happen. She puts in the work.

Fucking Heathcliff, man. Totally different cat.

And there were kinda two Heathcliffs, both with entirely different settings and illustrative styles. Which confused the shit out of me as a kid and still does. I guess they just had another illustrator and kept them both employed. ...Unlike Twitter's employees, zing!!!

[Horace]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Written in the carpool line today.:

@Horace said in Written in the carpool line today.:

I like it. Also regained an appreciation for how cute Garfield's love interest was. That body doesn't just happen. She puts in the work.

Fucking Heathcliff, man. Totally different cat.

Oh, yeah. Garfield was more of a sellout.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Horace said in Written in the carpool line today.:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Written in the carpool line today.:

@Horace said in Written in the carpool line today.:

I like it. Also regained an appreciation for how cute Garfield's love interest was. That body doesn't just happen. She puts in the work.

Fucking Heathcliff, man. Totally different cat.

Oh, yeah. Garfield was more of a sellout.

Oh absolutely. Like john's sister, he spent many decades spreading himself around wherever he could.

Heathcliff stayed true to his bullshit.