In defense of the Crazy Eye.

[Mik]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/forget-about-nice-girls-i-like-my-women-crazy/ar-AA14Lrhm?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=b5c9253ff9f5474a83c30c0a4779e7ff

[Aqua Letifer]

Writer's bio:

Serge Bielanko spent nearly 15 years living in a van and cheap motel rooms as a guitarist/songwriter in a rock-n-roll band called Marah, before turning to marriage, parenthood, and writing.

The chances of this motherfucker not completely crashing and burning in some gruesome midlife crisis is precisely zero.