It was inevitable....

[Doctor Phibes]

They're fighting back...

https://steemit.com/news/@gavinthegreat/statues-are-fighting-back

[George K]

[Horace]

Stone Golem
Large construct, unaligned
Armor Class 17 (Natural Armor)
Hit Points 178 (17d10+85)
Speed 30 ft.
STR
22 (+6) DEX
9 (-1) CON
20 (+5) INT
3 (-4) WIS
11 (+0) CHA
1 (-5)
Damage Immunities Poison, Psychic; Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing From Nonmagical Attacks That Aren't Adamantine
Condition Immunities Charmed, Exhaustion, Frightened, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned
Senses Darkvision 120 Ft., passive Perception 10
Languages Understands The Languages Of Its Creator But Can't Speak
Challenge 10 (5,900 XP)
Immutable Form. The golem is immune to any spell or effect that would alter its form.
Magic Resistance. The golem has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Magic Weapons. The golem's weapon attacks are magical.
Actions
Multiattack. The golem makes two slam attacks.
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (3d8 + 6) bludgeoning damage.
Slow (Recharge 5-6). The golem targets one or more creatures it can see within 10 ft. of it. Each target must make a DC 17 Wisdom saving throw against this magic. On a failed save, a target can't use reactions, its speed is halved, and it can't make more than one attack on its turn. In addition, the target can take either an action or a bonus action on its turn, not both. These effects last for 1 minute. A target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Horace gets it.

I cast Magic Missile. With Empowered Spell. Motherfuckers.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in It was inevitable....:

@Horace gets it.

I cast Magic Missile. With Empowered Spell. Motherfuckers.

Sorry, but you really should have spent more time time reading your spell book and less time reading Elf Fragility. The spell backfires...

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in It was inevitable....:

@Aqua-Letifer said in It was inevitable....:

@Horace gets it.

I cast Magic Missile. With Empowered Spell. Motherfuckers.

Sorry, but you really should have spent more time time reading your spell book and less time reading Elf Fragility. The spell backfires...

Well now, you seem to be as despotic as my department head, except at work, all quests are pathetic and there's no experience to be gained, anywhere, ever.