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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #745

    Reminds me of the old joke:

    Genie: "You have three wishes."

    Guy: "OK I want four wishes."

    Genie: "Done. You have three wishes."

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #746

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #747

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG Offline
          George KG Offline
          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #748

          314324372_5384660801656871_1193358095992127333_n.jpg

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

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            Doctor PhibesD Offline
            Doctor PhibesD Offline
            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on last edited by
            #749

            @George-K I hope you like really hot weather

            I was only joking

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            • CopperC Offline
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              Copper
              wrote on last edited by
              #750

              Link to video

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              • CopperC Copper

                Link to video

                HoraceH Offline
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                Horace
                wrote on last edited by
                #751

                @Copper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Link to video

                Lol

                Education is extremely important.

                George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                • HoraceH Horace

                  @Copper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Link to video

                  Lol

                  George KG Offline
                  George KG Offline
                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #752

                  @Horace JWHT.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                  jon-nycJ 1 Reply Last reply
                  • George KG George K

                    @Horace JWHT.

                    jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #753

                    @George-K Yes he would, twice and once again in the am.

                    Oh, and that was hilarious

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #754

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                      jon-nycJ 1 Reply Last reply
                      • George KG George K

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                        jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #755

                        @George-K lol

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        KlausK 1 Reply Last reply
                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          @George-K lol

                          KlausK Offline
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                          Klaus
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #756

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @George-K lol

                          Didn't get that one. A hidden meaning of "flour" I'm missing?

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                          • KlausK Klaus

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            @George-K lol

                            Didn't get that one. A hidden meaning of "flour" I'm missing?

                            jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #757

                            @Klaus

                            It’s just that they are pronounced identically.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                            KlausK 1 Reply Last reply
                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              @Klaus

                              It’s just that they are pronounced identically.

                              KlausK Offline
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                              Klaus
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #758

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @Klaus

                              It’s just that they are pronounced identically.

                              It's highly annoying to dissect jokes, but I'd use two syllables for "flower" and only one for "flour".

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #759

                                Right but you’re a fucking German.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • George KG Offline
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #760

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #761

                                    315057539_10216488639248614_3305790022066744737_n.jpg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #762

                                      315083310_167151395927154_3635659460589603065_n.jpg

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #763

                                        Link to video

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          bachophile
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