COVID-19 Sex And The City

[Axtremus]

Guidelines from the New York City Health Department:
https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

Link to video

[Horace]

Pete Davidson is remarkably funny for a very young and very douchy guy. I really enjoyed his first comedy album "SMD" which i think he did when he was barely old enough to drink.

[Axtremus]

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

Updated “safer sex” guidelines offered by New York City now includes such tips as:

• You are your safest sex partner.
• The next safest partner is someone you live with.
• Wear a face covering or mask.
• Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.
• Masturbate together.

For threesomes and higher order orgies:

• Limit the size of your guest list. Keep it intimate.
• Go with a consistent sex partner.
• Pick larger, more open, and well-ventilated spaces.
• Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.
• Bring an alcohol-based hand sanitizer.

[George K]

@Axtremus said in COVID-19 Sex And The City:

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

• Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.

Glory be!

[Larry]

Ole asked Lena if she would try the Wheelbarrow position. She said "yes, but you've got to promise me two things: if I tell you it hurts you've got to stop, and you've got to promise not to drive me passed my momma's house..."