Rapid Response

[Jolly]

Well, something has to replace the police!

https://thefederalist.com/2020/06/05/im-the-rapid-response-social-worker-who-replaced-the-police/

[Horace]

Progressives who never interact with the cops except when they're protesting cops, are now our leading experts on how to reform cops.

[jon-nyc]

In real life if they try this after one gets hurt they’ll send along an accompanying police officer.

In some jurisdictions they’ll call it something else, but basically it’ll be a police officer.