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  • HoraceH Horace

    I got a glossy 8x11.5 flyer in the mail today from a local bakery, offering one free cookie. I've never received a mass mailed flyer for a local small business before. I was impressed and intrigued, so we decided to go there tomorrow to get the free cookie and, just maybe, some more that we'll pay for. This place only sells cookies. For some reason I found myself hoping the owners were black. I think that's because I'm racist, or not racist. I'm not sure. But I went to the website and I couldn't tell. Then I went to yelp and it was 5 stars all the way. The owner responded to a review, and his picture was on his message. Black! Awesome. Then I googled his name. He was a linebacker for Berkeley and played a little for the Bills in the NFL. Now he's an entrepreneur. I'm nervous about meeting him tomorrow if he's there. What should I wear?

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    @Horace said in Cool story bro:

    What should I wear?

    Suit, tie, oxford, whatever @Copper won’t mistake for a second stringer. Or a football jersey with that guy’s team and old number.

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      This is probably not the best time to wear your 'Baking is Sexy' t-shirt. 😁

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        The hat may be a little hard to find, but the rest is do-able...

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          #5

          Wow, being given a cookie by a real live professional football player!

          Gadzooks!

          You can't eat that cookie, you know. You have to enshrine it.

          Signed: Cats, not fangirling or anything.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            So what happened? Did you get the cookie? Did you meet the Bill? Did y'all chat? What did you talk about? Was he cool? Give us the deets!

            You're like our own genuine celeb once removed!

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              Wear a Patriot's jersey.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • Catseye3C Catseye3

                So what happened? Did you get the cookie? Did you meet the Bill? Did y'all chat? What did you talk about? Was he cool? Give us the deets!

                You're like our own genuine celeb once removed!

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                @Catseye3 said in Cool story bro:

                So what happened? Did you get the cookie? Did you meet the Bill? Did y'all chat? What did you talk about? Was he cool? Give us the deets!

                You're like our own genuine celeb once removed!

                He wasn't there. Just some low wage help, looked like high school girls of the low melanin variety. The cookies though, are awesome. He ships anywhere. Highly recommended.

                www.butterpecanbakeshop.com

                Education is extremely important.

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                • HoraceH Horace

                  @Catseye3 said in Cool story bro:

                  So what happened? Did you get the cookie? Did you meet the Bill? Did y'all chat? What did you talk about? Was he cool? Give us the deets!

                  You're like our own genuine celeb once removed!

                  He wasn't there. Just some low wage help, looked like high school girls of the low melanin variety. The cookies though, are awesome. He ships anywhere. Highly recommended.

                  www.butterpecanbakeshop.com

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                  @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                  He wasn't there.

                  Rats.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how word of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

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                    Education is extremely important.

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                    • HoraceH Horace

                      Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how word of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

                      Link to video

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                      @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                      Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how work of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

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                      Maybe you should reconsider the move to Houston? You are changing your surroundings one cookie at a time…

                      The Brad

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                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                        @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                        Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how work of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

                        Link to video

                        Maybe you should reconsider the move to Houston? You are changing your surroundings one cookie at a time…

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                        @LuFins-Dad said in Cool story bro:

                        @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                        Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how work of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

                        Link to video

                        Maybe you should reconsider the move to Houston? You are changing your surroundings one cookie at a time…

                        yeah, I figure this state will fall apart after I leave. I feel bad about that.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • HoraceH Horace

                          @LuFins-Dad said in Cool story bro:

                          @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                          Now I'm a brand ambassador. I went to AAA this morning to get my registration sticker (they partner with the DMV), and I noticed the clerk had a certain familiar looking cookie in a familiar looking individual wrapper. I told her I bet I knew where she got that cookie. But she didn't know. Someone had left them in the break room at the office. Lots of the office workers wanted to know. I told them, and they were excited to go there to purchase more. This is how work of mouth works. It's also how community building works. As we strive for unity, we must look to the cookie.

                          Link to video

                          Maybe you should reconsider the move to Houston? You are changing your surroundings one cookie at a time…

                          yeah, I figure this state will fall apart after I leave. I feel bad about that.

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                          @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                          yeah, I figure this state will fall apart after I leave. I feel bad about that.

                          You'll get over it quickly, I'm sure.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • George KG George K

                            @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                            yeah, I figure this state will fall apart after I leave. I feel bad about that.

                            You'll get over it quickly, I'm sure.

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                            @George-K said in Cool story bro:

                            @Horace said in Cool story bro:

                            yeah, I figure this state will fall apart after I leave. I feel bad about that.

                            You'll get over it quickly, I'm sure.

                            I plan to feel feelings about the state I used to live in, at least until I drive over the Arizona state line on my way to Texas. Maybe for several miles after that.

                            Education is extremely important.

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