Happy Birthday, Mik!
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Hooray! HBD, Mik!
Good news! I made you a cupcake!
Bad news: it's Vegan.
Good news! It's about 20 times worse for you than the normal kind. Which makes it roughly 38 times more delicious.
Bad news: I eated it already.
Good news! You didn't eat it. Which means you haven't had green shit for the past 72 hours....HBD!