I love Paris
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I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles -
I won’t bitch about Legos anymore…
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Seen on Twitter:
Presenting complaint: "Eiffel on it"
First time someone ACTUALLY fell on toy Eiffel Tower and not “fell” (wink wink) on the Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel tower? More like Eiffel Oww'er, amirite?
Couldn’t you shop local and make it a space needle ?
I just set foot on the Eiffel Tower for the first time …
No you didn’t , we aren’t even in France
Look……..
Oh, merde -
Seen on Twitter:
Presenting complaint: "Eiffel on it"
First time someone ACTUALLY fell on toy Eiffel Tower and not “fell” (wink wink) on the Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel tower? More like Eiffel Oww'er, amirite?
Couldn’t you shop local and make it a space needle ?
I just set foot on the Eiffel Tower for the first time …
No you didn’t , we aren’t even in France
Look……..
Oh, merde@George-K said in I love Paris:
Seen on Twitter:
Presenting complaint: "Eiffel on it"
First time someone ACTUALLY fell on toy Eiffel Tower and not “fell” (wink wink) on the Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel tower? More like Eiffel Oww'er, amirite?
Couldn’t you shop local and make it a space needle ?
I just set foot on the Eiffel Tower for the first time …
No you didn’t , we aren’t even in France
Look……..
Oh, merdeThey’ll need a teutonus shot.
That works if the French were Teutons. Don’t look it up.
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