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Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      I work at Burger King and Boris Johnson just walked in.

      He said “give me two Whoppers”.

      I said “You have nice hair and were a great Prime Minister”.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Link to video

        I was only joking

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        • RenaudaR Offline
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          Good riddance to bad rubbish.

          Elbows up!

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          • George KG Offline
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                George KG Offline
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                @jon-nyc said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                Where's that "spit" emoji when I need it.

                I haven't followed BoJo's scandals closely. The only one I'm remotely familiar with is that there were parties he hosted when the UK was in "lockdown."

                What else is there? Is it stuff relating to him, personally, is it stuff involving members of his government?

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  @jon-nyc said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                  The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                  Where's that "spit" emoji when I need it.

                  I haven't followed BoJo's scandals closely. The only one I'm remotely familiar with is that there were parties he hosted when the UK was in "lockdown."

                  What else is there? Is it stuff relating to him, personally, is it stuff involving members of his government?

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                  @George-K said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                  @jon-nyc said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                  The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                  Where's that "spit" emoji when I need it.

                  I haven't followed BoJo's scandals closely. The only one I'm remotely familiar with is that there were parties he hosted when the UK was in "lockdown."

                  What else is there? Is it stuff relating to him, personally, is it stuff involving members of his government?

                  Partygate and the Chris Pincher affair - i.e. denying he knew about the guy's sexual misconduct, when in fact he'd been briefed about it.

                  Couple with that, inflation is 9%, Brexit's all fucked up, and he's Bojo.

                  I was only joking

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                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                    At this point, he very much reminds me of Churchill in '66.

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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                    At this point, he very much reminds me of Churchill in '66.

                    Room temperature?

                    I remember Churchill’s funeral on the telly, though I was 4 years old.

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                    • George KG George K

                      @jon-nyc said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                      The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                      Where's that "spit" emoji when I need it.

                      I haven't followed BoJo's scandals closely. The only one I'm remotely familiar with is that there were parties he hosted when the UK was in "lockdown."

                      What else is there? Is it stuff relating to him, personally, is it stuff involving members of his government?

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                      @George-K said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                      @jon-nyc said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                      The UK successfully pulls off a coup d’twat.

                      Where's that "spit" emoji when I need it.

                      I haven't followed BoJo's scandals closely. The only one I'm remotely familiar with is that there were parties he hosted when the UK was in "lockdown."

                      What else is there? Is it stuff relating to him, personally, is it stuff involving members of his government?

                      His twattitude predates and js unrelated to any particular scandal.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                        Apparently, the current favourite to take over is the MP for where I grew up, Ben Wallace. My father in law was singing his praises a couple of weeks ago.

                        If anything is going to prepare you for the hurly-burly cut-throat of Westminster, it's living and working in the pressure cooker that is Preston North....

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                        I was only joking

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                          Hey, Phibes, over to the left, is that a castle?

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          • Catseye3C Catseye3

                            Hey, Phibes, over to the left, is that a castle?

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                            @Catseye3 said in Come in, Mr. Johnson, your time is up...:

                            Hey, Phibes, over to the left, is that a castle?

                            Village church. There's a lot in the area - roughly 16th century.

                            I was only joking

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