It was maybe 4' 10" tall...
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My mother loves Taco Bell chalupas. About 4 times a week I go to Taco Bell and get her one, and then drive her around sightseeing while she eats it. She looks forward to that. Tonight was a chalupa night....
When I pulled up to the drive through window I saw something that made me want to cry....
The window slid open and a little..... thing....... About 4'10 " was standing there. It had black fingernails, little old woman arms, a chubby body that hinted at boy except it had little titties... we're they female titties, or just chubby fat boy manboobs beginning.... I could not tell. I looked at its hair for a clue. Short, sort of like a boy, wearing a Taco Bell ball cap like a boy, but at the same time, it looked like girl hair.. it had little thin metal loops in its lower lip, a ring and a couple of metal loops in its nose, and when it spoke it sounded like a........ lets just say ki was even more confused......
It had a face like a boy... or an ugly girl..... I couldn't tell... it's skin was so white it looked like it would glow in the dark... Apparently i offended it when I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!"
I still have no idea what it was.... but someone had taught it to make tacos......
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@Larry said in It was maybe 4' 10" tall...:
My mother loves Taco Bell chalupas. About 4 times a week I go to Taco Bell and get her one, and then drive her around sightseeing while she eats it. She looks forward to that. Tonight was a chalupa night....
When I pulled up to the drive through window I saw something that made me want to cry....
The window slid open and a little..... thing....... About 4'10 " was standing there. It had black fingernails, little old woman arms, a chubby body that hinted at boy except it had little titties... we're they female titties, or just chubby fat boy manboobs beginning.... I could not tell. I looked at its hair for a clue. Short, sort of like a boy, wearing a Taco Bell ball cap like a boy, but at the same time, it looked like girl hair.. it had little thin metal loops in its lower lip, a ring and a couple of metal loops in its nose, and when it spoke it sounded like a........ lets just say ki was even more confused......
It had a face like a boy... or an ugly girl..... I couldn't tell... it's skin was so white it looked like it would glow in the dark... Apparently i offended it when I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!!"
I still have no idea what it was.... but someone had taught it to make tacos......
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The last time I went into a Taco Bell was circa '98. Mike Collins and I had to drive over an hour at the asscrack of dawn to take the SATs. When we got done, we went to a Taco Bell. There was freaking hair in my burrito. I pointed this out, and they made another one, then threw it at me. Dumbshit missed, too.
My wife's a fan occasionally but I refuse to lift the embargo.
