Evil SUVs

[Mik]

I do not recommend you try that with me. I will raise your awareness of extreme physical pain.

[George K]

It's just amazing that someone is advocating vandalism on Twitter...and it goes unnoticed.

Hey, Elon! You paying attention?

[Horace]

I like to think those sorts of tweets are false flags meant to paint leftists as imbeciles.

[Copper]

When I made the decision to destroy the environment by buying an SUV, I knew this could happen.

But I am committed to the destruction.

Carry on.

[Horace]

This was on my street this morning. Coincidence? No leaflets, but hey, are criminals really going to print out leaflets when there is some low hanging SUV tire to puncture? No other cars, SUV or otherwise, had flats along my walk. If you can't see clearly, both these vehicles had flats. Left front on the white one, left rear on the black one. Maybe like someone saw two adjacent SUVs and jumped out of a car and punctured the two closest tires. Oh man, I'm a conspiracy theorist.

[jon-nyc]

@Horace seriously?

[Horace]

@jon-nyc said in Evil SUVs:

@Horace seriously?

Yep.

[Aqua Letifer]

Seen on my photo twitter an hour ago. Guy went out to get to work and found this.

[Copper]

This is why we need the death penalty.

[Jolly]

Administered on the spot.

[Copper]

Yes, this is the modern equivalent of being a horse thief in the old west.

No quarter should be given.

[Horace]

Just watched one of the SUVs get towed away. Owner was taking pictures of the damage. Female person of color. Sad.

[George K]

@Horace the person who perp'ed that crime is obviously a racist.

Perhaps a homophobe too. It's San Francisco after all, right?

[Horace]

@George-K said in Evil SUVs:

@Horace the person who perp'ed that crime is obviously a racist.

Perhaps a homophobe too. It's San Francisco after all, right?

In fairness, I'm closer to Oakland. SF is, literally and figuratively, an island.

[Copper]

Obviously the work of evangelicals.

[Doctor Phibes]

"Activists" deflate tyres on SUV's in Edinburgh

No, they didn't mis-spell 'tires'. They did mis-spell assholes, however.

[jon-nyc]

According to the International Energy Agency (IEA), the growth of the world’s SUV fleet caused an uptick of 0.55 gigatons of CO2 over one decade, to 544 million tons of CO2, making SUVs “the second-largest contributor to the increase in global CO2 emissions since 2010 after the power sector.

China’s emissions output growth was double that over the same period.

[LuFins Dad]

The growth of the SUV market is due in some part to the elimination of the larger family sedan market. I am unapologetic. I will get a 6 or 8 cylinder. Too many blown 4 bangers on the side of the road for me to ever trust them entirely. Unfortunately, you can’t find a 6 cylinder sedan anymore. Ford’s even killed their popular Taurus line…So we figured we would get a smaller 6 cylinder SUV like a Subaru Outback except those don’t exist anymore…So we wound up with a huge Honda Pilot. If Ford still built the Taurus, that’s what we would have likely bought…

As they are now killing the 6 cylinder SUV’s, my next vehicle will likely be a truck.

[jon-nyc]

My intention is to send the boy to college with my CX-5 and get something sporty with two seats.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in Evil SUVs:

My intention is to send the boy to college with my CX-5 and get something sporty with two seats.

I wouldn’t mind something muscular with 2 doors, but that’s further down the line (and will be a V8)