My 18-inch Long Johnson

[George K]

This might have been posted before, if so, I don't care.

Link to video

[Horace]

Ironically, owners of huge Johnsons often display them prominently in order to have them picked.

[Klaus]

I'm a big fan of the lock-picking lawyer. All his April fools videos are hilarious. Check out the other ones, too.

[Klaus]

This year's April fools video from the LPL:

Link to video

[George K]

@Klaus I'd forgotten to check on this one!

Perfect. Thanks!

[mark]

Damn it guys! Now I want to learn how to pick locks.

[George K]

@Klaus I sent that to my friend who replied...

Stultis aprilensis