My new thing.

[Aqua Letifer]

So, whenever you're dealing with stupid ass administrivia—for example, a county in a state you haven't lived in for 6 years taking out a lien for car taxes because their records are fucked—what I like to do is take phone calls as opportunities for bathroom breaks. Loud ones.

No, no, I'm still with you! Just... let me... get a little... OHkay. What were you phhhhbbbt saying?

[Mik]

Perfect. However, you have forgotten that is the milieu of all bureaucrats to begin with.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in My new thing.:

Perfect. However, you have forgotten that is the milieu of all bureaucrats to begin with.

Which is what makes it completely normal and okay!

[Horace]

I do that too, but for me it’s enough to know that I’m on the toilet while talking to these people. I don’t need to rub their noses in it.

[Jolly]

Gee, I thought this was a penile enhancement thread...

[Aqua Letifer]

@Jolly said in My new thing.:

Gee, I thought this was a penile enhancement thread...

Nope. It's about taking a shit while on the phone with people you'd rather not be speaking with.

[kluurs]

When I know I'm going to be doing battle on the phone with weaker minds, I channel Clint Eastwood from El Camino. I've had some fun conversations.