I farted on a fat girl

[Larry]

So I was in the grocery store earlier today, checking out the pickle selection, when unbeknownst to me a very large girl had gotten behind me. I took a step backwards and bumped into her. I learned several things as a result...

1. Some fat girls are as soft as a cloud. Not in a good sort of way, but in a way where if you lean into her the flab gives no resistance and you may find yourself losing your balance and getting swallowed whole
2. I don't have as good of a grip on my butthole as I used to... and
3. If an old guy with a weak butthole loses his balance because he backed into a fat girl he might fart...

But no one noticed that I farted, because the fat girl laughed so hard that she peed her pants. And apparently, a fat girl holds a lot of water, and if shes got a healthy prostate it all comes out really quick.....

NOTICE:
The preceding story is for entertainment purposes only. No names were changed to protect the innocent all events depicted are totally fictitious, and any resemblance to actual events are purely coincidental...

[Mik]

Especially since girls don't have prostates.

[jon-nyc]

@mik said in I farted on a fat girl:

Especially since girls don't have prostates.

Transphobe. Next you're going to tell me that men can't get pregnant.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in I farted on a fat girl:

Next you're going to tell me that men can't get pregnant.

Only the non-menstruating ones.

[Horace]

lol

[Klaus]

@george-k said in I farted on a fat girl:

@jon-nyc said in I farted on a fat girl:

Next you're going to tell me that men can't get pregnant.

Only the non-menstruating ones.

I like your wording. The default case should be the assumption that a man will menstruate, unless the converse is explicitly stated. For too long have default assumptions about gender hurt the cause of people (note how I wrote "people" and not "trans people"?).

[Larry]

Ok....the REAL story......

Yesterday I stopped by the grocery store. I got lucky and found a parking spot at the very end of a row, right next to an entrance. Since we only needed a loaf of bread, Sarah waited in the car. As I was getting out of the car I farted. Sarah laughed, so I decided to get even by releasing the whole thing while I still had my butt inside the car. I let it fly, finished getting out of the car and shut the car door.....

Then I noticed this big fat girl walking toward me trying her best but failing miserably to not let me see that she had heard everything, and was laughing her ass off....

When you get old you can get away with stuff like that.....