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  • KlausK Offline
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    Klaus
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    #1

    Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

    She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

    She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

    I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

    Thoughts?

    CopperC Doctor PhibesD 2 Replies Last reply
    • MikM Away
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      Mik
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      #2

      Her car and clothes are none of your business. Keep silent. But lock your valuables.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • MikM Mik

        Her car and clothes are none of your business. Keep silent. But lock your valuables.

        KlausK Offline
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        Klaus
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        @mik said in The cleaning lady paradox:

        Her car and clothes are none of your business.

        I agree. But I still wonder how this fits together.

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        • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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          Aqua Letifer
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          #4

          Here in the U.S., a college professor or manager at a company may or may not have the latest phones, but plumbers? Drywall guys? Subs of any kind? Absolutely the latest and greatest. The very week they come out. It's a culture thing.

          And yeah, ditto what Mik said. There could be many other reasons.

          Please love yourself.

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          • LarryL Offline
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            Larry
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            #5

            Does she have nice tits?

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            • JollyJ Offline
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              Jolly
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              #6

              Do she dust your instrument?

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              • KlausK Klaus

                Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                Thoughts?

                CopperC Offline
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                Copper
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5.

                She is probably homeless.

                You can sleep in your car,
                but you can't drive your house.

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                • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                  Here in the U.S., a college professor or manager at a company may or may not have the latest phones, but plumbers? Drywall guys? Subs of any kind? Absolutely the latest and greatest. The very week they come out. It's a culture thing.

                  And yeah, ditto what Mik said. There could be many other reasons.

                  AxtremusA Offline
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                  wrote on last edited by Axtremus
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                  @aqua-letifer said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                  Here in the U.S., a college professor or manager at a company may or may not have the latest phones, but plumbers? Drywall guys? Subs of any kind? Absolutely the latest and greatest. The very week they come out. It's a culture thing.

                  Probably influenced by tax incentives too. Self-employed craftspeople and subcontractors can write the new phones off as a business expense. Salaried college professors and corporate managers cannot.

                  Don’t know about Germany’s tax code, maybe the cleaning lady can deduct her uniform, communications tools, and transportation from her taxes?

                  In any case, if I were the cleaning lady’s client, I would not ask her about her wealth. She is not running for public office, I have no reason to suspect illegality, so her wealth is not my business.

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                  • AxtremusA Axtremus

                    @aqua-letifer said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                    Here in the U.S., a college professor or manager at a company may or may not have the latest phones, but plumbers? Drywall guys? Subs of any kind? Absolutely the latest and greatest. The very week they come out. It's a culture thing.

                    Probably influenced by tax incentives too. Self-employed craftspeople and subcontractors can write the new phones off as a business expense. Salaried college professors and corporate managers cannot.

                    Don’t know about Germany’s tax code, maybe the cleaning lady can deduct her uniform, communications tools, and transportation from her taxes?

                    In any case, if I were the cleaning lady’s client, I would not ask her about her wealth. She is not running for public office, I have no reason to suspect illegality, so her wealth is not my business.

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                    @axtremus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                    @aqua-letifer said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                    Here in the U.S., a college professor or manager at a company may or may not have the latest phones, but plumbers? Drywall guys? Subs of any kind? Absolutely the latest and greatest. The very week they come out. It's a culture thing.

                    Probably influenced by tax incentives too. Self-employed craftspeople and subcontractors can write the new phones off as a business expense. Salaried college professors and corporate managers cannot.

                    Swing and a miss.

                    Please love yourself.

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                    • KlausK Klaus

                      Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                      She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                      She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                      I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                      Thoughts?

                      Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                      Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                      She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                      She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                      I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                      Thoughts?

                      My initial thought on opening the thread was that this is easily your most challenging math conundrum to date.

                      I was only joking

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                        @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                        Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                        She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                        She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                        I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                        Thoughts?

                        My initial thought on opening the thread was that this is easily your most challenging math conundrum to date.

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                        @doctor-phibes said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                        @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                        Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                        She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                        She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                        I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                        Thoughts?

                        My initial thought on opening the thread was that this is easily your most challenging math conundrum to date.

                        +1 LOL

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                        • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                          @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                          Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                          She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                          She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                          I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                          Thoughts?

                          My initial thought on opening the thread was that this is easily your most challenging math conundrum to date.

                          taiwan_girlT Offline
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                          taiwan_girl
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          @doctor-phibes said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                          @klaus said in The cleaning lady paradox:

                          Recently I hired a new cleaning lady for our home.

                          She’s doing a good job, no complaints at all. She gets a pretty normal salary for that kind of job. But there’s one thing that’s rather odd:

                          She always drives to work in a $80,000 car, a BMW X5. She also has the latest iPhone and wears, from what I can see, clothes that weren’t cheap.

                          I’m not sure whether I should ask her about this.

                          Thoughts?

                          My initial thought on opening the thread was that this is easily your most challenging math conundrum to date.

                          +2

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by George K
                            #13

                            You could say something like, "Nice car. I've always wanted..."

                            Background check?

                            And lock up the valuables...

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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