The Farmer in the Dell

[Jolly]

They had to stretch to make this one...

https://modernfarmer.com/2022/01/queer-farmers-american-agriculture/

[George K]

@jolly now my life is complete.

[Mik]

I couldn't get past the first couple paragraphs. All that farming got lost in all that queering.

[LuFins Dad]

Silly Old MacDonald, you’re supposed to plow your field, not your fieldhands…

[Jolly]

Willy Bendover?

[LuFins Dad]

So... Out of curiosity, is there a Straight Farmer's Association? Cis-Gen Wheat, perhaps?

If we're not supposed to make a big deal about people's sexuality, why do these groups keep making a big deal about their sexuality?

[Mik]

@jolly said in The Farmer in the Dell:

Willy Bendover?

Them peas ain't gonna pick themselves, boy.

[Larry]

The only queer we've had around here was this guy back about 30 or 40 years ago. He wasn't a farmer, though. We always wondered about him, and then one day we heard he'd been caught sucking dicks for money at a rest stop off I-75 ....

Never heard much about him after that. I think he died soon after that......

[Jolly]

@lufins-dad said in The Farmer in the Dell:

So... Out of curiosity, is there a Straight Farmer's Association? Cis-Gen Wheat, perhaps?

If we're not supposed to make a big deal about people's sexuality, why do these groups keep making a big deal about their sexuality?

Because deep down, they long to be "normal" and they want their lifestyle to be accepted as such. As long as you keep your private business to yourself and don't go proselytizing, most folks don't care what you do in the bedroom.

[Mik]

Yep. I don't care and I don't want to know about it anymore than I would tell you about my own private life.