Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed
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Please do not confuse your
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Also Google searching but with a credential"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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quite the place, a typical OR.
but what do u expect from a locker room adrenaline type of atmosphere.
Real teenage hormonal stuff
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Everyone: "It's important to read to your baby."
Me, a surgery resident mom trying to kill two birds with one stone: "The majority of choledochoceles are small and can be managed with endoscopic sphincterotomy. These cysts are..."
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Everyone: "It's important to read to your baby."
Me, a surgery resident mom trying to kill two birds with one stone: "The majority of choledochoceles are small and can be managed with endoscopic sphincterotomy. These cysts are..."
@george-k choledochoceles are rare, the baby isnt getting pertinent info
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Orthopedic surgeon: "I used to have self confidence issues, but then I realized how brilliant I am."
General surgeon: "We're all friends here in the right upper quadrant."
OB/GYN: "None of my patients are crazy. The midwife patients are all crazy."
Anesthesiologist to surgeon, who arrived late to the OR: "Your punishment is you have to listen to 14 minutes of Cher."
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Orthopedic surgeon: "I used to have self confidence issues, but then I realized how brilliant I am."
General surgeon: "We're all friends here in the right upper quadrant."
OB/GYN: "None of my patients are crazy. The midwife patients are all crazy."
Anesthesiologist to surgeon, who arrived late to the OR: "Your punishment is you have to listen to 14 minutes of Cher."
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@george-k better than yoko ono
@bachophile said in Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed:
@george-k better than yoko ono
Damn, I wish I had thought of that.
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@george-k I remember back in the day, when someone asked for the
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One of my coresidents was playing with the blue rubber thingy on the IV fluid bags when it inadvertently flew into the surgical field (during an apparently particularly boring part of the operation)... surgeon’s response: “Well why don’t you just SHIT in there!”
Touché, surgeon.
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and then there was the time when a student was scrubbed in a neck dissection, and the attending dissected and exposed the accessory nerve. He pointed to it and asked the student sternly, what’s this nerve do? The student was taken aback, looked left and right to see if any help was coming and then just shrugged his shoulders. The attending says…”exactly, why can’t all the students know anatomy like this guy”
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and then there was the time when a student was scrubbed in a neck dissection, and the attending dissected and exposed the accessory nerve. He pointed to it and asked the student sternly, what’s this nerve do? The student was taken aback, looked left and right to see if any help was coming and then just shrugged his shoulders. The attending says…”exactly, why can’t all the students know anatomy like this guy”
