Shoplifting is *down* in San Francisco

[George K]

Yeah, read the thread.

[Horace]

lol way to go, lefties. Your culture is awesome, dumbfucks.

[Larry]

The world is a dumber place because of that thread.

[LuFins Dad]

Right. The retailers are lying about the shoplifting and they are closing because they don't really want to make money. Got it.

[Improviso]

Detroit is smiling.

[Jolly]

Wonder what it would cost to renovate Alcatraz?

[Mik]

Not much if you just gave them a boat ride and dropped them off.

[George K]

Fake video? Possible.

But something is telling me, nope, this is real.

ETA: This is not SF, but Connecticut.

[Copper]

Was that camera guy being careful to avoid the license plates?

I liked the thing with the basket at the end.

[jon-nyc]

But at least:

Had 911 been contacted in a timely manner, police personnel would have been able to attempt to intercept those involved. We would like to remind everyone to stay vigilant and not to engage with people like this when a crime is occurring,” police said in a press release.

So CT hasn’t become SFO