Speaking of retirement
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One guy who is staying retired...
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@improviso and the reason divorce is so expensive?
It’s worth it
@bachophile said in Speaking of retirement:
and the reason divorce is so expensive?
It’s worth itAmen!
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Then there was the guy who asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said “I want a divorce”. He said “I wasn’t thinking of spending that much.”
@jon-nyc said in Speaking of retirement:
Then there was the guy who asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said “I want a divorce”. He said “I wasn’t thinking of spending that much.”
My wife asked me to take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to the gas station.
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on. -
One guy who is staying retired...
@jolly said in Speaking of retirement:
One guy who is staying retired...
Mike White gave a great performance against the Bengals. Third string, practice squad guy. Of course he also has an O line that gave him time to work
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@jon-nyc said in Speaking of retirement:
Then there was the guy who asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said “I want a divorce”. He said “I wasn’t thinking of spending that much.”
My wife asked me to take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to the gas station.
Been retired for 13+ years. Had a bump in the road in 2012, but shed the 200 pounds of dead weight and been smooth sailing ever since.
She's still chasing a married man, going on ten years now. Still doesn't get that men who cheat on their wives for 10 years don't marry their mistresses. Damn shame too. They deserve each other.
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@jolly said in Speaking of retirement:
Want to hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
In Christmas 2007 we were shopping for towns in Mexico to move to. The plan was very early retirement in Mexico.
Four months later I got my diagnosis and realized I’d need to be in the states for the rest of my life for medical care.
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@improviso said in Speaking of retirement:
Been retired for 13+ years. Had a bump in the road in 2012, but shed the 200 pounds of dead weight and been smooth sailing ever since.
She's still chasing a married man, going on ten years now. Still doesn't get that men who cheat on their wives for 10 years don't marry their mistresses. Damn shame too. They deserve each other.
I always thought she was garbage. If it makes you feel better. Maybe it makes me feel better to say that.
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Been fully retired now going on more than a year and a half. As far as I’m concerned retirement is highly underrated.
Never bored, too busy.
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Kudo to everyone on this thread!!
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@jon-nyc said in Speaking of retirement:
In Christmas 2007 we were shopping for towns in Mexico to move to
Really? Was your son already born at the time? Why Mexico?
@xenon said in Speaking of retirement:
@jon-nyc said in Speaking of retirement:
In Christmas 2007 we were shopping for towns in Mexico to move to
Really? Was your son already born at the time? Why Mexico?
He wasn’t born until 2009. Back in 07 we hadn’t even decided to have one yet, and it seemed like we wouldn’t.
I like Mexico, lived there 2 years in the 90s.
