Oh, You HAG!!!
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https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article254846777.html
"A woman accused of stealing three NFL Super Bowl Championship Rings, which she allegedly obtained after taking a car at Kansas City International Airport, waived her preliminary hearing this week.
"Katherine Hurst, 36, of Platte City, was charged after she allegedly took a silver 2020 Land Rover Range Rover on March 6 outside a KCI terminal. Inside the luxury car was a Louis Vuitton backpack containing the three rings, prosecutors allege.
"The victim . . . told police she parked her SUV at the curb and left it running early that morning when she went inside “to check in for her flight,” according to court documents. When she came back, the SUV — which also contained her Louis Vuitton wallet and her husband’s passport — was gone. Police determined the total value of the loss, including the three rings, at about $175,900."
Ah. Left it running. $175,000 worth of car and contents, and she left it running.
"Hurst allegedly told police she was aware the rings were in the backpack after she stole it. She also said she used money from the victim’s wallet to buy gas before returning home, according to court records."
In a perfect world, the Chiefs would make Hurst do horrible groady jobs for five years, like collecting used jockstraps after a game or something.
Battle of the Stupids, right there.
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I remember a time when you could go to your friendly neighborhood airport and leave your car doors unlocked with the engine running, while you spent the next few weeks in Paris. These days you can barely leave the car unattended, unlocked and running for a day trip to Newark without worrying what may happen to it. Times change - and not for the better.
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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
