I’m an Anxious Treesexual Quaker

[LuFins Dad]

From Space…

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-is-your-intersectional-identity-use-this-handy-chart-to-find-out

[George K]

Obese Polygender Pacific Islander From Space

[jon-nyc]

I’m a hirsute demigender Pacific Islander who can’t spell worth crap.

[Mik]

Kneeless Trans-Siberian Arab in a Body Cast.

I had to post this on FB. I know it will piss some people off, an added benefit.

[Catseye3]

"The point is not to see each of us as unique individuals, but to parse all of humanity into groups based on these obscure and often meaningless attributes so that a new minority group can be created."

Me: Obese Treesexual Philistine in a Body Cast.

[Renauda]

Hirsute Omnigender Pacific Islander with Bear Lungs

[Aqua Letifer]

Hirsute Gender-Nonconforming Pacific Islander. Renauda and I could hang out.

[Renauda]

@aqua-letifer

Careful, people may talk.

[Catseye3]

@renauda said in I’m an Anxious Treesexual Quaker:

Careful, people may talk.

One whiff of breath from your bear lungs will shut 'em up.

Probably discourage Aqua, too.

[Mik]

What the heck is bear lungs?

[Jolly]

Double amputee bipolar eskimo without any rhythm.

[Renauda]

@mik said in I’m an Anxious Treesexual Quaker:

What the heck is bear lungs?

Given my age, my first guess was moobs.