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    George K
    wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 11:49 last edited by
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    Danish artist pockets museum's cash, declares it conceptual art

    A Danish artist who was loaned $85,000 cash by a museum to use in a pair of artworks instead turned in two empty frames under the title, Take the Money and Run.

    Lasse Andersson, director of the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art in Aalborg, said the facility loaned artist Jens Haaning $85,000 in Danish kroner banknotes to recreate two of his earlier works that featured cash in a frame.

    The works, titled An Average Danish Annual Income and An Average Austrian Annual Income, had been intended for an exhibition at the museum about working life. The original pieces had featured cash in a frame representing annual incomes for average workers in Denmark and Austria.

    Andersson said museum officials opened the box they received from Haaning, expecting to find new versions of the cash pieces, but instead found two empty frames.

    "Haaning sent us an email saying he thought it was more interesting to do a new work, and it was called Take the Money and Run," Andersson told Danish broadcaster DR.

    Andersson said officials are now concerned that Haaning will not abide by his agreement to return the cash to museum Jan. 14, 2022, when the exhibition is scheduled to close.

    "We are not a rich museum," he said. "We are really hoping the money will come back."

    Haaning told DR he has no plans to return the money.

    "Of course I will not pay it back," he said. "The work is that I took the money and I will not give it back."

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 12:16 last edited by
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      Fucking genius.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • G George K
        29 Sept 2021, 11:49

        Danish artist pockets museum's cash, declares it conceptual art

        A Danish artist who was loaned $85,000 cash by a museum to use in a pair of artworks instead turned in two empty frames under the title, Take the Money and Run.

        Lasse Andersson, director of the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art in Aalborg, said the facility loaned artist Jens Haaning $85,000 in Danish kroner banknotes to recreate two of his earlier works that featured cash in a frame.

        The works, titled An Average Danish Annual Income and An Average Austrian Annual Income, had been intended for an exhibition at the museum about working life. The original pieces had featured cash in a frame representing annual incomes for average workers in Denmark and Austria.

        Andersson said museum officials opened the box they received from Haaning, expecting to find new versions of the cash pieces, but instead found two empty frames.

        "Haaning sent us an email saying he thought it was more interesting to do a new work, and it was called Take the Money and Run," Andersson told Danish broadcaster DR.

        Andersson said officials are now concerned that Haaning will not abide by his agreement to return the cash to museum Jan. 14, 2022, when the exhibition is scheduled to close.

        "We are not a rich museum," he said. "We are really hoping the money will come back."

        Haaning told DR he has no plans to return the money.

        "Of course I will not pay it back," he said. "The work is that I took the money and I will not give it back."

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 12:26 last edited by Catseye3
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        @george-k said in Take the money and run:

        The works, titled An Average Danish Annual Income and An Average Austrian Annual Income, . . .

        The Mona Lisa they ain't, but whatever. Anybody who'd loan this guy $85,000 on the strength of these masterpieces is a stone ninnyhammer and deserves what they get.

        Or in this case, don't get and likely won't get.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          29 Sept 2021, 12:26

          @george-k said in Take the money and run:

          The works, titled An Average Danish Annual Income and An Average Austrian Annual Income, . . .

          The Mona Lisa they ain't, but whatever. Anybody who'd loan this guy $85,000 on the strength of these masterpieces is a stone ninnyhammer and deserves what they get.

          Or in this case, don't get and likely won't get.

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          George K
          wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 12:30 last edited by
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          @catseye3 said in Take the money and run:

          is a stone ninnyhammer

          Brava!

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 13:04 last edited by
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            Ninnyhammer even sounds Scandinavian. Well done.

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