Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team
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image url)Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team
TOKYO—In a stunning upset, the Canada Women's soccer team has beaten the U.S. Women's team for a shot at the Olympic gold. They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.
"Listen—no hard feelings, eh?" said Canada team captain Christine Sinclair. "We had a bit of a kerfuffle with your goalie for sure, so we're soory aboot that. And then we destroyed you 1-0! Ouch, soory. Sometimes these things happen and we just play a little better than you, eh?"
The U.S. Women's Team screamed and cried in despair claiming that racism and sexism are more likely to blame for the loss.
"Those dirty Canucks haven't seen the last of me, I'll have my reveeennnggee!" cried Megan Rapinoe angrily, although she later acknowledged her team may have lost because they had decided to boycott scoring goals for the cause of social justice.
The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.
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At least they won’t have to strain their legs anymore taking a knee…
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Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
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@jolly said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
As far as I'm concerned, that commie-luvin' dyke can fall through her asshole and break her neck.
Best picture of the games was her taking a knee, while the black teammate beside her was standing tall, with hand over heart. Spoke volumes...
High status white progressives are just about the systematically worst human beings on the planet.
Education is extremely important.
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@horace said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
High status white progressives are just about the systematically worst human beings on the planet.
You don't get out much.
I'm no expert, but...
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@doctor-phibes said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
@horace said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
High status white progressives are just about the systematically worst human beings on the planet.
You don't get out much.
Because of Biden’s mishandling of the pandemic.
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If only Teh Donald had won, we'd have none of these problems.
Maybe you'd have beaten Canada at women's football, too.
I'm no expert, but...
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@doctor-phibes said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
If only Teh Donald had won, we'd have none of these problems.
Sigh. "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' "
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By the way, the Canadian team has a guy on it.
Can’t help but wonder if his medal will be 17.7% larger than his teammates?
Wonder how the very outspoken US Women’s Team is feeling about this today?
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I’m surprised the Bee hasn’t picked up on the fact that they lost to a team of high school boys again.
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Mr. Trump doesn't like losers.
In case you forgot
“If our soccer team, headed by a radical group of Leftist Maniacs, wasn’t woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze.
Woke means you lose, everything that is woke goes bad, and our soccer team certainly has. There were, however, a few Patriots standing. Unfortunately, they need more than that respecting our Country and National Anthem.
They should replace the wokesters with Patriots and start winning again. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics and not doing her job!”
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@copper said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
Mr. Trump doesn't like losers.
In case you forgot
“If our soccer team, headed by a radical group of Leftist Maniacs, wasn’t woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze.
Woke means you lose, everything that is woke goes bad, and our soccer team certainly has. There were, however, a few Patriots standing. Unfortunately, they need more than that respecting our Country and National Anthem.
They should replace the wokesters with Patriots and start winning again. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics and not doing her job!”
Trump makes a great point, as usual. Man do I miss that guy. I hope he wins in 2024.
Education is extremely important.
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@copper said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
Mr. Trump doesn't like losers.
He sure doesn't. When he lost he whined like a little bitch for freaking months, the big old loser!
Let's hope he loses again in 2024. That would be great!
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Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
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@jolly said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
Electorally, he did that last time, before they found all the votes....
Another huge conspiracy that somehow nobody's been able to find a smoking gun for.
There reaches a point where you just have to admit it's wishful thinking.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/carli-lloyd-team-usa-soccer-163323191.html
Carli Lloyd: Team USA soccer player resigns after splitting with teammates in anthem protest
Carli Lloyd has said she is retiring from the USA soccer team, less than two weeks after splitting with her teammates over kneeling during the US national anthem at the Olympics.
The 39-year-old soccer player made the announcement on her Twitter page. She will play her final game in the autumn in their series of friendlies. She will also see out the season with the Gotham Football Club.
“When I first started out with the National Team in 2005, my two main goals were to be the most complete soccer player I could be and to help the team win championships,” she said.
She didn't take a knee
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Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
Warning: I post things that interest me. Read and comment at your own discretion. -
@jolly said in Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team:
Solo said they were bullied...
If the left didn't have bullying and shaming to build their coalition with, what would they have? Ideas?
