Tell me about your pillows!

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Tell me about your pillows!:

Now then, boys and girls, let's play Spot the German.

(Cheap) Scotch Coffee everywhere!

[Mik]

@Klaus said in Tell me about your pillows!:

@mark said in Tell me about your pillows!:

One "My Pillow". Under my head.

Yes, same.

I've never understood why anyone would use more than one pillow.

I hate it when I arrive at a hotel in the US and the bed is covered with dozens of completely useless pillows.

You must have gotten my room by mistake. Extra pillows is in my Marriott profile.

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Tell me about your pillows!:

Now then, boys and girls, let's play Spot the German.

[Copper]

Extra pillows are nothing but trouble.

[MainerMikeBrown]

For years, I used just one pillow at night.

[Mik]

We have more Germans than we thought.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Tell me about your pillows!:

@jon-nyc said in Tell me about your pillows!:

a fucking trousers press.

In English, we don't refer to them as fucking trousers, we call them short shorts.

[Copper]

[Rainman]

You are all SO picky.
When I think of the dives that I've stayed in. . .
Faucet works, toilet flushes. My minimum standards.

[Jolly]

@Klaus said in Tell me about your pillows!:

@jon-nyc said in Tell me about your pillows!:

You can prevent that by staying at cheaper hotels.

That's actually better advice than you think.

I'm not very interested in most of what more money gets you at hotels. I don't need a big room or even multiple rooms. I don't need a big bed, especially not with six thousand pillows. I don't give a damn about their breakfast or room service. I don't want a TV, a bathtub, a minibar, or a fucking trousers press. I've never used a hotel pool, massage facilities, office facilities etc.

A 10 sqm room with a 90x200cm bed with a decent mattress, a single chair with a small table, a shower, decent WLAN, clean and not too noisy, modern design. That's really all I want.

I know one hotel chain that comes somewhat close to my requirements, namely Ibis, but they are only widely available in France.

Next time you're in Brussels, you can stay at the Jolly...

https://www.hotels.uk.com/uk/brussels/hotels-in-brussels/jolly-hotel-du-grand-sablon.1000

[jon-nyc]

And in Helsinki, you can stay at the Klaus Hotel

[Klaus]

The best bed I ever had was on a Klingon Bird of Prey.

[jon-nyc]

And there’s always the George Hotel

[jon-nyc]

But if it’s bare bones you’re looking for, Mik Travel has you covered.

[jon-nyc]

And the Larry Hotel definitely doesn’t splurge on the pillows.

[Mik]

I resent that misappropriation of my name.

[jon-nyc]

You can stay at my hotel but keep your hands off Milli.