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]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363172</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363172</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 03:34:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Wed, 27 May 2026 01:36:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/andrea-b" aria-label="Profile: Andrea-B">@<bdi>Andrea-B</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363168">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">They're even uglier in person.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Somebody near where I live has one. It's astonishingly bad looking. I've been sorely tempted to ask him what the fuck is wrong with him.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363169</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363169</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Doctor Phibes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 01:36:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Wed, 27 May 2026 01:30:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/doctor-phibes" aria-label="Profile: Doctor-Phibes">@<bdi>Doctor-Phibes</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363167">said</a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Not all of them.</p>
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<p dir="auto">For sure.</p>
<p dir="auto">They're even uglier in person.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363168</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363168</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrea B]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 01:30:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Wed, 27 May 2026 01:28:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/andrea-b" aria-label="Profile: Andrea-B">@<bdi>Andrea-B</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363166">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">the Teslas look a fuck-ton nicer than this Jony Ive turd.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Not all of them.</p>
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<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jon-nyc" aria-label="Profile: jon-nyc">@<bdi>jon-nyc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363163">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">This is funny and all, but it also shows how much aerodynamics governs the design choices of EVs when range is a principal design goal.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Yes. Although Ferrari says that this car has the lowest CD of all their cars, it's still short of what Tesla has accomplished.</p>
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<p dir="auto">And, in my opinion, which is not too humble, the Teslas look a fuck-ton nicer than this Jony Ive turd.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363166</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363166</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrea B]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 01:05:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Wed, 27 May 2026 00:49:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/andrea-b" aria-label="Profile: Andrea-B">@<bdi>Andrea-B</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363154">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="/assets/uploads/files/1779838446925-screenshot-2026-05-26-at-6.33.08-pm.png" alt="Screenshot 2026-05-26 at 6.33.08 PM.png" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
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<p dir="auto">This is funny and all, but it also shows how much aerodynamics governs the design choices of EVs when range is a principal design goal.</p>
<p dir="auto">But it seems to me your average Ferrari buyer, insofar as they’d want an EV at all, would rather have badass deign than range.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363163</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363163</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jon-nyc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:49:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Wed, 27 May 2026 00:23:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jon-nyc" aria-label="Profile: jon-nyc">@<bdi>jon-nyc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363157">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">Jony would say it’s butt sexy.</p>
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]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363162</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363162</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrea B]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:23:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 23:58:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mik" aria-label="Profile: Mik">@<bdi>Mik</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363153">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">That is one butt ugly car.</p>
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<p dir="auto">That’s your heterosexual bias showing.  Jony would say it’s butt sexy.</p>
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]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363154</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363154</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrea B]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 23:34:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 22:51:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That is one butt ugly car.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363153</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363153</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mik]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 22:51:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 20:59:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"></p><blockquote class="content twitter-tweet" lang="en"><a href="https://twitter.com/PlanetOfMemes/status/2059324351367774249?s=20"></a></blockquote><p></p>
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<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/horace" aria-label="Profile: Horace">@<bdi>Horace</bdi></a> <a href="/post/363136">said</a>:</p>
<p dir="auto">Ferrari stock down 7% today.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Yeah, but if you look at the history it went up about the same amount a week ago.</p>
<p dir="auto">Of course, that thing is laughable. Maybe an AI designed it. Clearly, they'd be better of using actual car designers rather than that dope from Apple, although the release said he designed the interior. It's not really the interior that's the problem.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363141</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363141</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Doctor Phibes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 19:03:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 19:16:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That’s nothing compared to Jony Ive’s stock.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363139</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363139</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jon-nyc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 19:16:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 18:00:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ferrari stock down 7% today.</p>
]]></description><link>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363136</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/363136</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Horace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 18:00:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to What&#x27;s Jony Ive been up to since he left Apple? on Tue, 26 May 2026 15:35:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The notion that Jony had a great deal to do with the success of the iPhone and Apple in general is a massive leap of faith without a counterfactual to compare to.</p>
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