<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Our future president]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Will be named Patrick. Neighbors kid I posted about last winter shoveling our horrendously heavy and deep snow and refusing any help. He was 12 at the time.</p>
<p dir="auto">He’s back today doing some light spring cleanup and looking for work to buy stocks and Reds tickets.  Kid already has a stock account and has tripled his money on Nvidia.</p>
<p dir="auto">He’ll either be president or Emperor Of Earth one day.</p>
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