<![CDATA[Best reply ever.]]>

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/topic/39596/best-reply-ever.RSS for NodeWed, 13 May 2026 20:57:35 GMTFri, 08 May 2026 11:41:34 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 22:27:57 GMT]]>Farage/Starmer, meh ---- We had Biden-Harris/Trump.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362343https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362343Fri, 08 May 2026 22:27:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 21:58:42 GMT]]>He’s a fucking tool so of course his parents are toolmakers by definition.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362342https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362342Fri, 08 May 2026 21:58:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 21:57:58 GMT]]>@Doctor-Phibes

Yes he did go through a phase of trying to be one of the boys.
Failed to mention that his Dad actually owned the tool making factory

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362341https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362341Fri, 08 May 2026 21:57:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 18:00:05 GMT]]>A memory of happier times...RETURN THE SAUSAGES!

Link to video

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@AndyD said:

I dislike Farage more than any other UK politician, he is the worst, and shall never vote for anything associatedwith him.

However, Starmer is difficult to like:

I wouldn't say that was particularly egregious by today's standards.

Did you know by any chance that his father was a toolmaker?

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362291https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362291Fri, 08 May 2026 15:04:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:40:32 GMT]]>I dislike Farage more than any other UK politician, he is the worst, and shall never vote for anything associatedwith him.

However, Starmer is difficult to like:
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@Horace said:

Horace said:

A long sequence of colorful epithets is a hackneyed trope at best. Not the best reply ever.

Oh pardon me, you joyless, cardigan-wearing, eyebrow-furrowing, pseudo-intellectual, pipe-clutching, over-analytical, metaphor-strangling, fun-policing, sepia-toned humanities lecturer of a man. Some of us are trying to enjoy the rhythm before you arrive with a clipboard and declare the banter insufficiently original.

Lest we forget...

Link to video

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@Mik said:

So you can translate Phibes:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/04/22/world/europe/british-insults-quiz.html?unlocked_article_code=1.e1A.ttsw.jH0kk48ctJEX&smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwdGRleARqvw9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeStOHPLwenxurNnCgoBeo27b9GVK-euguk-oXWbGbUW-mumoyD01lhTZimGg_aem_kPyJ_pLALjCJzi17fcmmwg

That article is bollocks. I lived in Manchester for four years, and never heard the word 'bobbins' a single time.

'Wazzock' is quite commonly used in the north where I grew up. I can't speak for the other unspeakable areas of the country that are addressed by the Failing New York Times.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362285https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362285Fri, 08 May 2026 13:43:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 13:29:47 GMT]]>Sick burn from ChatGPT.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362282https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362282Fri, 08 May 2026 13:29:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 13:29:21 GMT]]>

Horace said:

A long sequence of colorful epithets is a hackneyed trope at best. Not the best reply ever.

Oh pardon me, you joyless, cardigan-wearing, eyebrow-furrowing, pseudo-intellectual, pipe-clutching, over-analytical, metaphor-strangling, fun-policing, sepia-toned humanities lecturer of a man. Some of us are trying to enjoy the rhythm before you arrive with a clipboard and declare the banter insufficiently original.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362281https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362281Fri, 08 May 2026 13:29:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 13:26:39 GMT]]>A long sequence of colorful epithets is a hackneyed trope at best. Not the best reply ever.

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362280https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362280Fri, 08 May 2026 13:26:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 13:06:50 GMT]]>So you can translate Phibes:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/04/22/world/europe/british-insults-quiz.html?unlocked_article_code=1.e1A.ttsw.jH0kk48ctJEX&smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwdGRleARqvw9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeStOHPLwenxurNnCgoBeo27b9GVK-euguk-oXWbGbUW-mumoyD01lhTZimGg_aem_kPyJ_pLALjCJzi17fcmmwg

]]>https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362278https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/362278Fri, 08 May 2026 13:06:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Best reply ever. on Fri, 08 May 2026 12:51:01 GMT]]>Sandy Beech's witty response aside, for me the really horrifying thing is that Labour are probably the best option at this point.

Or maybe I'm just biased against Nigel Farage. Does it count as bias when he's such a fucking bellend?

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