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    I guess cats like salt.

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    • Jolly
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      Some people perspire. I sweat. In this heat, even in the morning or in the early evening, I sweat enough that it drips from the brim of my straw hat. By the time I walk back into the house, I don't have a dry stitch on me.

      Oftentimes, I'll pull my shirt off, wipe some of the sweat off and plop down at the computer in my old leather La-Z-Boy desk chair. You know, the one my black cat has demolished.

      Anyway, I no sooner check into this place or some other pursuit, than I hear and feel El Gato Negro fling himself to the top of the back of the chair. Which is pretty good, considering this is one of those high-backed suckers. Once he settles, he proceeds to give what hair I have left a thorough going over. Licks the fool out of it. Only thing I can figure out, is the cat has a salt deficiency.

      Poor cat.

      That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse. - Samuel Clemons

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