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Free beer for straight men! Eagle bar’s ‘Hetero Month’ puts ‘trans’ in transparent bigotry
“Come join us all month to celebrate heterosexuals,” the bar proclaimed on social media, “for without them, none of us would be here! Each Monday will be Hetero Male Monday and any heterosexual male dressed like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft beer.”
As a God-gifted, handsome straight devil, I grand-slam the first criteria. But, heels notwithstanding, how exactly does a customer dress like a heterosexual male? Wear one of those “The Only Thing I Like More Than Beer Is Twins” shirts? Or the one that reads, “Cool Babe Now Go Make Me a Sandwich”?
Maybe I’ll invite my beautiful wife to join. We’ll try the midweek discount. “Each Wednesday is Heterosexual couples day,” Old State continued, “and each heterosexual couple will receive 15% off their bill.”